- I hate when people put ketchup on their eggs. I’m white, I get it, we do a lot of weird things, but that is disgusting and it bugs me so much even when other people do it.
- and this isn’t about food – but when people do this i gag – why do people blow their nose at the dinner table – or any kind of table after a meal? Just because you're done doesn’t mean the rest of the world is…and besides, walk your ass to the bathroom! When people do that in restaurants I comment! But usually im quite nice, especially to the people serving.
- salads (and other things like it, ie: sandwiches) cannot be eaten unless prepared immediately prior to meal time. I literally chopped the chicken, apples, tomato and cheese here today for my salad.
- why ruin a good cookie with nuts? when people are preparing them for a group of people, why would they ever put nuts in them?! That’s absurd! The entire world does not like nuts!
- meatloaf – I don’t eat it.
- why do people cut onions in thick slices – even for salads? Wtfuckingfuck. I will eat thinly cut onions but I have to be in the mood
- which brings me to chili; if you’re going to put onions in your chili don’t use those tiny whole white ones and if you chop larger ones up – let it cook all day. Onions should NOT crunch in chili.
- double dipping is allowed amongst close people – like a couple…but if I don’t know you; don’t double dip – that is just rude.
- this also is a great time to bring up loose candy, popcorn and bags of chips…once again, if we are not close don’t stick your fucking hand in my popcorn, chips or candy corn, etc! I don’t know where the uff you’ve been. Example, first date; don’t share popcorn. 5th date; fine.
- just because I kiss you does not mean I will always be willing to share food. Saliva is a tricky thing – and if I see it at all when someone is eating (stringed from their mouth or the food item), I wont take another bite of the shared item.
I think that’s enough for now. Hope you are taking copious notes.
